Tuesday, March 31, 2009

What Really Grinds My Gears

  1. Guys in Skinny Jeans - No.
  2. Girls in Skinny Jeans - Not many can actually pull it off
  3. Skinny Jeans - Some people just can't accept the fact that they CAN'T pull them off.. stop selling them
  4. People Telling Me How I Feel - What, are you a mind reader or something?
  5. Guys Who Do Their Eyebrows - Yeah, thanks for making it even harder for the non-plastic girls
  6. People IMing You When You're 'Appear Offline" - TAKE THE HINT. If I'm no online, I don't want to talk to you
  7. Back Biters - Get a back bone. Say it to my face
  8. Gossipers - Are you so insignificant that you can't think of anything about yourself interesting to talk about that you have to talk about others?
  9. Liars - Why bother talking?
  10. Yams - Blech
  11. When You Iron a Shirt and Then Decide Not to Wear It - I did not just waste 5 minutes on my life NOT to wear this shirt
  12. B.O - Shower, deodarant, body spray = friends
  13. Socks With Sandals - NO.
  14. Homophobs - If the gays aren't coming onto you, then just let them be
  15. People Who Act Like They Know Everything - Yeah, just shut up. You're not fooling anyone.
  16. Happy People - What the hell are you so damn happy about?
  17. When You Mail Packages and They Get Sent Back To You - If I mailed it out, I don't want it back damn it
  18. Jay-Walkers - USE THE FREAKIN CROSS WALK
  19. When Attatchments Take Forever to Attatch - Why??
  20. Clingy People - Ever heard of personal space?
  21. Jealous People - If you want to hate yourself, leave me out of it
  22. People Who Dress Half Naked - No one wants to see that
  23. Kids Who Stare at You at Restaurants - Yeah, cause thats what we all love, a lil brat staring at you
  24. People who say matore instead of mature - You don't sound smart so just stop.

    And the list goes on...

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